Halloween Riddles for All Ages

What did Dr. Spook give the witch who had a sore throat?
Answer: Coffin Drops

What do Ghost’s wear when their eye sight is failing?
Answer: Spookicles

How do you make a witch stew?
Answer: Make her wait!

What do lady ghosts put on their skin?
Answer: Vanishing lotion

What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?
Answer: A cold spell

How do bats learn to fly?
Answer: They take batting lessons.

If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?
Answer: Coffin Break

Why do skeletons always catch a cold?
Answer: they get chilled to the bone.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Necktarines

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