What do Ghost’s wear when their eye sight is failing?
Answer: Spookicles

How do you make a witch stew?
Answer: Make her wait!

What do lady ghosts put on their skin?
Answer: Vanishing lotion

What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?
Answer: A cold spell

How do bats learn to fly?
Answer: They take batting lessons.

If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?
Answer: Coffin Break

Why do skeletons always catch a cold?
Answer: they get chilled to the bone.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Necktarines

1. Pumpkin: You can’t go wrong when you dress your little one up in a cute pumpkin costume. You can usually find these as one-piece outfits during the Halloween season. Don’t forget to include the cute little hat that looks like the pumpkin’s top and stem. This look is always a hit, and it’s super adorable.

2. Tigger or Winnie the Pooh: These classic characters make a great costume for baby. Dress your little one up in a furry outfit with ears, and choose from any one of the popular Winnie the Pooh characters. These are definitely sweet and you really can’t go wrong with the look!

3. Pea Pod: If you have a tiny newborn, look for cute costumes that contain your baby in a green outfit that looks just like a pea pod. Add the little tiny knit hat and your baby will be the cutest little vegetable at the Halloween party.

4. Little Fairy Princess: For your little girl, dress her up as a cute little princess. Include a tiara, little dress shoes, and a little wand. Don’t forget to include the little wings and make sure they match her outfit.

5. Teddy Bear: There are so many super cute and furry bear and other animal costumes available today for babies, that you might have difficulty deciding which one to dress them up in. These costumes have little ears and a tail, and are warm and furry. You can’t go wrong with these!

6. Super Hero: For your little boy, you can choose from a wide variety of popular super hero costumes. Look for the Incredible Hulk, Spiderman, Batman, and Superman, to name a few.

Lighting is also important on Halloween night. Make sure you carry a flashlight or a glow stick so you can easily see where you’re going at night. Also, try not to wear costumes that are completely black or too dark. These can make you more difficult to see by motorists. Try to wear more light colored clothing if possible. Also, reflectors can help as well. If you don’t want to add the reflectors to the costume, simply add them to the Halloween candy bucket, a hat, or a backpack.

Since a lot of people still use lit candles in their pumpkins, be sure your child’s costume is not flammable. Most modern day costumes are regulated to be made of non-flammable material, but check the label to be sure. If your costume is home made, check the labels on the clothing and be sure that they are fire proof and safe. Costumes should not be too loose, as they can trail behind and accidentally knock candles over or catch fire.

Well fitting costumes are important when it comes to Halloween safety. If a child’s costume is too long, he or she can easily trip and fall. If the costume is too tight it can be uncomfortable. Be sure you choose a costume that fits just right to avoid accidents. With a little common sense and careful planning, you should be able to find a safe and comfortable costume for yourself and your children this and every Halloween.

Another delicious and spooky Halloween recipe that’s sweet and delicious is a dirt cake. There are several ways to make this desert, but all recipes include using Oreo cookies as the topping. Crumble the Oreos up to make the “dirt”, and include gummy worms on the top to give it a realistic look. Whatever type of cake you choose to make is up to you, as long as you include the Oreos and worms, you will have a “creepy” looking but delectable treat.

For interesting snacks, you can make a “Cyclops” hot dog. Simply slice green olives and use ketchup to apply them to the hot dog to make an eyeball. Then, drizzle the hot dog with more ketchup for the “blood”.

You can make eyeballs in many different ways. One is to cover cookies or marshmallows in white chocolate. Then, once cooled, you can “paint” on the iris using food coloring and then accent the whites of the eyes with red food coloring to give them a scary bloodshot look. White donuts are also a very easy and fun choice for the main part of the eyeball.

Sugar cookies are a fun and easy way to make any shape you wish in Halloween themes. You can use a pre-packaged cookie mix, and use cookie cutters in the shape of ghosts, pumpkins, and bats, just to name a few. Accent them with icing in colors of white, orange, and green. Look for any basic sugar cookie recipe for the actual cookies.

Get more ideas at Wanda’s Halloween Cookbook or at Halloween Recipes.